Quite acompany.
A company founded for no reason, headquartered somewhere between extraordinary ambition and absolutely nothing.
Enter the building ↗EXCEPTIONAL INACTIVITY01
Doing nothing has never looked quite so expensive.
We believe a company should have a big vision, an impressive headquarters and a mission statement that makes almost no sense. Two out of three isn't bad.
Our people.
Four extraordinary portraits. Four senior positions. One exceptionally versatile man.
A life,
allegedly.
Born on a farm in New Zealand. Everything after that is subject to revision by the general public.
The board
has met.
One folding chair. No agenda. A spectacular amount of natural light. Strategic decisions remain entirely optional.
Selected
endeavours.
Some companies publish case studies about their achievements. We prefer the ones that might happen.
Thank you
for nothing.
You've met the entire workforce, toured the office and reviewed the achievements.
We trust you will agree that very little has been accomplished.